“C’mon guys, that was obviously a joke. You know, like the Texans.”

I sent this to my deaf brother, and he told me to eat shit and die.

I love how refusing to visit a draft dodger in the White House is somehow disrespectful to the troops. Not to mention our commander-in-chief once ridiculed a gold star family, a war hero and said he “knows more than the generals.” Yeah, he respects the hell out of the troops.

And if another asshole from the northeast who spends most of his time playing childish games realized he didn’t belong in the White House either we wouldn’t be in this situation.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

It hit the target, so it wasn’t Osweiler

You’re a dumb shit.

I don’t even know what the argument was, but I’m happy for you. I know that feeling like you won an online argument is worth like 10,000 liberal points.

The huge numbers of people who voted for Obama in the past two elections and then stayed home on voting day did not do so because of Sanders. I realize you don’t want to accept this, but I don’t know what else to tell you.

Steve Bannon look like he was bitten by a radioactive slob.

Or, because he gives a shit, he’s using CNN’s public platform to show that some people in government are fighting for healthcare

Holy fuck you’re stupid. Like, I want to say something sarcastic here but you are just dumb as shit and you’re probably reading this going like “how make tiny shapes into sounds for my brain??”

Hopefully she doesn’t and you can all stop blaming those things that barely mattered.

Dude, it’s 2017. Get your “facts” out of here.

In America, “genius” is an insult.