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Thought at first that was Mr. Bean. To his credit, it’s clear he’s not lip-synching.

A side note - who actually finds Maher’s “stand-up” funny? You can see his flaccid punchlines coming a mile away.

Of course this is nonsense - it assumes eSports players could even get girlfriends.

The charge of “Terroristic threats” requires two conditions: 1. The assailant’s vocal chords produce audible sounds that may include words. 2. The assailant is a person of color. - Jeff Sessions, Attorney General

Terroristic threatening? Well, thank god they got him! I feel safer knowing this.

Wait, why is CNN running in the background? Doesn’t Spicey know that’s FAKE NEWS!!??

I’d like to see a tie-break whereby the teams’ managers settle it with a round-the-park footrace.

Kinda reminds ya of a Trump campaign rally. Just sayin’...

Well, to be fair, those tweets do risk damaging the Post’s reputation for fair and responsible unbiased journalism.

smells like eBullshit

Steve Bannon looks like he just came off a particularly busy shift at the glory hole in the men’s washroom at the local Greyhound bus depot.

Think even bigger. Leslie Jones as the little shitstain Milo.

Showed up a half-hour late? This chick is baaaadassssss.

Not terrified by free speech, Milo; disgusted by hate speech.

Is there going to be a chapter where she finally releases her 1/4 million dollar Goldman Sachs speeches?

I hope Mohamed Sanu puts up game-changing numbers.

That photo of Davis is remarkably flattering to his head of hair. Seriously, worst ‘do in sports.

I love these Code Pink women. If they ran candidates under that banner, I’d vote for them in a heartbeat.

Remember the enablers. They’ll fall in line behind Chump only as long as he has a firm grip on the office of President. It’s only a matter of time before he screws things up so badly or so blatantly breaks the law that impeachment becomes a possible scenario, and that’s when the enablers will break ranks to try to

You know who can pony up the $650 million? The goddamn NFL!