Not me, I really like his intros.  

I trust you, as you are a Legit News Outlet.

I hope he’s OK. Not the least because if he is, he’s now the mayor of Buffalo pursuant to their municipal code. 

“Yup...that’s me... you’re probably wondering how I got here...” 

Djokovic was on a roaster, he withdrew due to injury

When I was a kid, my ‘summer camp’ was being a ball kid for the Volvo International Tennis Tournament in NH (early 80s). It was an amazing way to spend late-July. Just tons of fun for a preteen kid who loved the game. Volvo was a small tournament in a NH ski town, but the valley would be abuzz and we felt like the…

Last September, according to a timeline of events provided by the Anchorage School District, a swim team parent went so far as to take photos of the teenager at a swim meet and then send them to others

I would run down to the nearest train tracks and see if I could find a CSX heavy-duty pickup with retractable rails. It might be a longshot, but when the roads are clogged with traffic and looters, that’s the last place I want to be stuck. I could drive on the rail OR along the railbeds on the gravel. Or the roads.

Religion is like a penis.

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

The problem with trying to affordably blend with people on something they consider status symbols is they know the details of their status symbols.

Is it unique and cool in some way? Sure. Is it remotely reasonable to consider as a reliable, relatively affordable year-round daily driver? Not a chance.

If he just wants a cool hobby car to start conversation and drive to the airport once in a while, great, but that’s not at all what he asked for.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Good point, Burner. She has very little experience with athletic achievement in high-pressure situations. Hard to believe you’re in the greys.

His visor reminds me of the little wraps we used to put around easter eggs as children.

Way more than 127 were still on the road.  127 is the number that made it home.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again?