If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

Good to know.  I’ll wait for the Weird Al remix.

Isn’t this the Barbara Streisand song?  I refuse to click on the video to find out.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

Nearly everyone restaurant in Chicago that isn’t a national chain cuts its thin crust pizza into squares.  This is the proper way to cut pizza.

Anyone who gets them in the same place at the same time?

I only wish my friend had been able to see it. He passed yesterday from cancer, he was such a Corvette fan and was so excited to see the C8.

“I bet they watch everything ahead of time before showing it to him, just in case. haha So who knows what he sees.”

Please don’t drive around your newborn baby in a 60 year old Corvair, unless you really have no other option. I feel like that should go without saying, but here we are.

Coincidentally, the phrase “he felt it move when he tugged” is found in over 90% of Cap Thor slashfic. At the risk of ruining the innuendo with a relevant Joss Whedon reference, the hammer is his penis.

“Well, y’know, the suit recycles my feces and urine. Isn’t that right, Friday?”
“No, Mister Stark. It does not.”
“...oh, no.”

keanu reeves is in reality the person that johnny depp thinks he is.

“He shot me once, but instead of leaving me to suffer he made it a quick double-tap to the head.”

much like what would happen at TSA rules going through the airport

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

And trim those sideburns, Mattingly!

This is a really good point that we should all repeat whenever it comes up so more high-achieving POC students see it: Your odds of financial aid are actually better the higher you aim. A student like him should be applying to the Ivy League, MIT, CalTech - places with bottomless funds that jump at a chance to snap up…

Yeah. I mean, he has to follow his dreams and go where he wants to go, but from my experience if you are a somewhat exceptional student in somewhat exceptional circumstances, smaller private institutions are better at “making things work” sine I think your case gets a bit more focused attention and there is seemingly…