Considering that first pitch at the Dodgers game are we sure he isn’t just a reincarnation of playoff Clayton Kershaw?

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

But was it a sandwich?

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.

Well, two oddities really.

Give him a break, Tim, he’s probably strung out on pain meds.

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

Interestingly, the creatures that are our most remote ancestors had no anus so their shit literally came out of their mouths. Seems like this learned behaviour thing can last hundreds of millions of years eh Pete.

Discreet HJ directly behind Mangold?

The letterhead states “From the desk of Coach Art Briles”as a way to remind the dishonest media and liberal elites that Americans used to be tough and make things with their bare hands. We made things like desks and football championships and excuses for sexual assault instead of shipping jobs overseas and coddling…

That’s why every NBA player should have a gun in their locker. Gilbert Arenas was a real pioneer in animal safety.

Also, our menses attract bears.

Weird hobby. I really enjoy learning about criminals and serial killers, the psychology behind why they do horrible things fascinates me....And I don’t talk about that because it’s weird as fuck. Met a girl and she drunkenly went into a rant about why I shouldn’t be with her, citing numerous things but topped it off…

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain...

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

Do whatever you need to do for you and the beautiful babe you are carrying. This is a precious time. Let this person go and heal however she can. And you are allowed to enjoy your pregnancy, to love your little one, and have the best time of your life.

This doesn’t count as social media right because you don’t know my real identity. I came back from vacation this week on Monday to find out my boss quit Friday. It was the best news ever because I hated the woman with a passion. She and I were constantly fighting and she was the worse micro-manager ever. So yeah I’m…

Agree...but you also have to think of what the symbols of marriage represent. The ring - man gives ring to woman, “claiming her” for his, woman changes her last name to his, the father walking the daughter down the aisle, the white dress...these symbols all have historically very oppressive implications.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…

Thanks for doing this list, I was concerned all the world's insufferable Mexican food snobs were hanging out somewhere else on the internet today.