He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Boy, I bet the Vikings miss Joe Webb right about now. Too bad he already plays somewhere else and there aren’t any good QBs left in free agency.

Drew Magary, listening to Mike Zimmer:

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

Ok, who set his calendar to October??

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah, this. It might mark me as a heretic, but I’m not honestly convinced in the correctness of the Standing Rock crowd. I’m not at all sure that opposing the pipeline and forcing all that oil into trains is the better option. Does that mean I can’t march in support of women’s rights? I’m also not a socialist, I…

Is this because of threats on her life received from Russian/FBI agents? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Great. The only other detective in that division is Mark Fuhrman.

Deadspin must be world class yogis at mental gymnastics. I’ve literally never seen a group of such sanctimonious people about journalistic ethics do an about-face.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

It seems perverse to me that you are openly rooting for the police to have murdered an innocent man rather than have engaged in the justified use of force.

At least he threw it in a dumpster and not on the side of the road. That would bring a tear to anyone’s eyes.

Apparently, Laura Evans wasn’t the only person who didn’t bother to read the story.

Having fun isn’t hard, when you have a library card.

Technically you’re wrong. An illegal immigrant today has broken the law since immigration law is different than 100 years ago. Bragging about legal immigration back then when the doors were basically just wide open is stupid, I agree, but pretending circumstances that effect immigration policy today as compared to 100…

Their “dispute” really isn’t one at the heart of it, or at least, they are not in direct conflict. Sherman is saying you can’t really sit there and preach #blacklivesmatter without a certain level of hypocrisy when the black-on-black killing is so prevalent on the streets and has been. He’s basically adding that your…