Me trying to read those things:

True, but the second way would let them work in the shade.

Probably the chamber where they store all the grain. That WAS the whole point after all.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

Boy, I bet the Vikings miss Joe Webb right about now. Too bad he already plays somewhere else and there aren’t any good QBs left in free agency.

Drew Magary, listening to Mike Zimmer:

This was the first thing I thought of watching his face as he rounded first...

Yes, of course. What a discovery. The implications of this find are both massive and obvious.

Ok, who set his calendar to October??

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Yeah, this. It might mark me as a heretic, but I’m not honestly convinced in the correctness of the Standing Rock crowd. I’m not at all sure that opposing the pipeline and forcing all that oil into trains is the better option. Does that mean I can’t march in support of women’s rights? I’m also not a socialist, I…

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Well to be fair, Democrats like Hillary Clinton have been calling people like Bernie Sanders “Jew” for a lot longer.

“Imagine if advocates of human rights held this same worldview fifty years ago. What would the American civil rights movement have looked like in the 1950s and 60s if you didn’t believe changes in policy mattered?”

Is this because of threats on her life received from Russian/FBI agents? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

Seriously, leave Ken Bone alone! Garbage article.

Dude is enjoying his 15 minutes, and you decide to put him on blast for relatively innocuous comments?