You guys are losing your touch. It took 5 whole minutes before a Penn St. apologist came here screaming "HE REPORTED IT TO THE AUTHORITIES!"

"Football was more important to them than saving children."

Tuskeegee North.

I submitted the MC Lyte one too! I was right! *cackles at Iggy's expense*

"Those schools, by the way, were run by churches."

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

Exactly, it's like mom hasn't actually admitted that her son raped someone, took pictures and sent them to everyone.

That's just silly. There are serious and painful consequences for DUI (even besides the human costs) that dissuade many people from getting behind the wheel when they're drunk. Serious and painful consequences for sexual assault would likely do the same, even with drunk people.

Hell I remember a story about a guy who broke into a woman's house. She convinced him to use a condom when he raped her so uses that in his defense as proof of consent. Because what woman would say "Let's get it on" to finding a strange man in her house in them middle of the night.

Obviously, if I felt like if she didn't want it, it wouldn't have happened," the teen told the paper. "It was all mutual. We were in the groove."

"I will not live with the guilt of someone passing away."

Can we drop the "good kid/person who made some mistakes" narrative as a defense? The only thing that sentence means is "yes [he/she] is a [rapist/murderer/pedophile/violent bigot], but I [the speaker] still love [him/her]." Honestly, I couldn't care less that you still love your rapist son or violent bigot husband. …

My boss has never sent me an email detailing what color my nail polish needs to be or the length I ought to trim my pubes.

When you see the picture of the dealership, and realize it's one of those tiny "scam you into buying a shitty car" places, it all makes perfect sense.

oh god what if the kid got away with like

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

I'm sorry, the PROSECUTORS are using the fact that THEY didn't serve the accusers with subpoenas as an excuse for why they didn't appear? Wow.

I strongly believe that RuPaul should be hosting Fashion Police.