Right? I’m a doctor. I’m the only specialist of my kind at my hospital. If I don’t show up, 40-50 cancer patients don’t get treated. No joke. I would have panicked if they told me I wasn’t getting home for my shift.

what kind of toppings did you get?

The No-Felony rule probably knocks a lot of them out of contention. I’ve noticed that the people most likely to support the DP are actually likely to be criminals (but fer freedoms and gunz) themselves.

Queer woman here born in a Roman Catholic household. Apparently I didn’t bake enough cakes.

R u sure? Have you tried having sex with a cake? That’s what he’s advocating as a replacement for same sex relations right?

Hate to rain on this guy’s parade... (no I don’t)

Dontcha know it!

If there’s one thing we’ve learned recently, elections should come with a 90 day, money back, full product replacement warranty.

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

Ok, but like, I’m not going to start a lipstick company and call it Redtube.

It’s like these asshats hadn’t read the bible before.

pretty sure god would care MORE about the abuse of these poor kids than she would whose genitals they put their mouths on.

i’m with her...

I fucking hate St. Patrick’s Day and this year, not only is it on a fucking Friday, but I have to go to New Orleans for work from the 16th to 18th. Like, I love NOLA but NOLA on a Friday night that also happens to be St. Patrick’s Day? I’d sooner die.

Civil disobedience isn’t convenient. It’s not supposed to be. That’s the point.

I don’t get why you boys feel the need to post jokes and shallow vapid pieces all day. How hard is it to do a couple of gossipy-fun posts (you know celebs, sports what the fuck ever that is silly and fun), a couple of updates on what the administration is doing, and updates on the Women’s Strike Day? Why are you all…

They also keep people from sneaking into the country by sea!

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸