Counterpoint: Fuck you. Cigars are delicious. Even shitty Swishers are fantastic.

Hey! I can help with this! I actually had Darth Vader at MY 5th birthday party (which is also the only surprise party I’ve ever had!).

her mother Jeanie Ditty, an active-duty soldier at Fort Bragg

Women + exercise = synergy post. Good work.

It’s driving me INSANE. Someone should ask her if she feels at all responsible for contributing to the culture of violence that led to this.

Lol, those people that drove her from her home? Yeah, those were the same feral, animal-people that she spouted her bullshit to for YEARS.

You’re so unwoke.

Yep. I’ve watched my roommate play this game. I don’t understand how anyone can get into a game that has you essentially being the worst kind of government hitman that any of us can imagine. It doesn’t even have the appeal of GTA - at least in that game no one is pretending you are the good guy. Doesn’t it take you…

No one will see this because you are down here in the grays.

Man, we all sure are gonna have egg on our faces when it turns out that vaccines are making all our kids autistic!

My best friend is a single mom. It’s amazing how her baby daddy suddenly has zero income whenever it’s time to discuss child support.

Thank god the other comments here are beating me to this. Seriously??? “Waaaaah, waaaaaaaaaah! Paying child support is HARD! I just want to be a writer and live my artistic lifestyle, waaaaaaaaaaah!!!” Get a real job and pay for your fucking kids, douchebag. As the child of a single mother, I find this kind of whining…

That’s exactly what I was thinking. For a GPU that can do that alone you’re already well past $400.00. My PC build is around that level and that bitch cost me almost two grand.

This reads like the ramblings of a cereal killer.

Honestly? I’ve never heard of this girl or her streams. I’ve never even seen a Twitch. But she seems really bright and cool and if she ever starts playing Star Craft, I’ll totes watch her.

You kidding?? I’m firmly on the side of the break-checker here. Normally I’m right there with you: just be the bigger person and move over. However, if you get a chance to teach someone a lesson that they’ll never EVER forget, take that opportunity and run with it! Lol, you think that guy is gonna be a tailgating…

Honestly, that kid never stood a chance. Be glad that maybe he’ll never touch a gun again. Be glad that he accidentally shoots his mom today, and doesn’t blow away his classmates in 12 years.

I’m not desperate to shit on you! I genuinely feel sorry for you! You’re a Yankees fan, surrounded by Trump supporters, trying to pledge into your school’s Delta Tau Delta chapter, all while being torn between which vape flavor to buy next???? Your life sounds AWFUL. If I knew how, I’d love to help you!

No shit, the Yankees fan is also a Pats fan. How are you able to see your monitor over your giant popped collar? Jesus dude, ever single person you know must be a Trump supporter. I’m really sorry for your life, but honestly, your childhood can’t have been that great to start with. =P

I thought that literally 100% of Yankees fans were Trump supporters. Like Pats fans or KKK members.