No. It is Alexander. You were asking me right?

Why did Sesame Street send out a blank tweet?

This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

After all the press about that, the California Almond Board started supporting the local NPR affiliate, and their tag whenever they were mentioned on air was, “Reminding you that almonds are not unusual in their water needs!”

I swear to god if 2016 takes one more goddamn thing away from me....

BobbySerious, Gawker’s resident rape apologist/rapist*, once explained at length that he didn’t care how many peer-reviewed studies showed that women do drastically more housework than men — he knows for a fact that he and his friends do AT LEAST half the housework in their homes, and that’s WAY better evidence than…

“Ryan” you had me at “candid”. No way did my precious little sex idiot write this.

I truly believe he thought Brazil was a third world country not capable of having security cameras. He thought there’d be no evidence.

You know Lochte actually wrote this apology because of the line, “.... and to have a gun pointed at your.” Your what, Ryan? You didn’t say!!! Your head? Your rocking abs? The two grams of blow in your pocket? Your legacy gone up in so much proverbial hash, er, ash? Kudos for the proper use of the possessive your and…

Speaking of endings, how many of you ladies feel personally victimized by Peter Thiel?

Semi-related. I once read an article about a woman who has this condition. Might have been on here, might have been in a magazine, not sure. Her advice to get people to understand what it was like was thus (I’m paraphrasing- this was years ago):

My roommate played ping pong with Kit in Montreal a few weeks ago, apparently he had a “killer topspin” and beat my roommate 11-0. Also, he is very small.

You do have a lovely face!

Finally, I was about to break this news in the comments to those dreary, dreary wildfire and flood stories.

I feel the same sort of guilt about this that I do when small local stores close after I didn’t go there very much. Yes I have issues.

The social media thing isn’t a piss poor excuse. It’s another revenue stream. They put ads on a clip, and more people will actually end up seeing that than ever watch the episode. The Daily Show certainly makes serious money that way. I’ve only watched a few episodes since Trevor Noah started, but I’ve seen a ton of…

you’d think that a network would give Wilmore and The Daily Show’s new host, Trevor Noah, a fighting chance to prove their mettle.

I’m upset about this. Larry Wilmore’s show was very uneven, but that’s part of what made it so interesting. When he was on he was on fire. And, unlike a lot of other popular late-night hosts, he had plenty of women writers and on-air personalities, including the the hilarious Holly Walker and the insightful Franchesca…

The only reason I even knew this show existed was bc of Jezebel

wait, you think Brazil is the one looking bad here? lol ok