Could be worse. Could've happened to any catcher besides McCann.

RFA would be like beer league softball if MLB teams frequently signed up players from the beer league. And if former major league players tried using the beer league softball league as a springboard back to the majors. And if the beer league had a sponsorship deal with Adidas. And if the beer league had a TV contract.…

SO MUCH TRAVELING.

I didn't know it was a publicity campaign to be who you are...but okay.

Michael Sam was a First Team All American in the SEC though...

This is terrible. I've been jerking off to UMass games for years, and now you're telling me I was tugging to a gay guy this whole time?! Don't force your gay on me, bruh

It took me awhile to wrap my brain around this as an artist.. so I drew out every combination of solutions; you will see that it literally works out to 2/3s if you switch.

Eyewitness evidence is the least reliable sort of evidence in every respect, and every situation. Physical evidence is always more compelling. Human memory is astoundingly fallible.

The video I posted is of a lecture given by an actual historian, but I understand if you don't want to address it, as I imagine it must be…

Yup.

No, it's what people on the internet say when you appear to be arguing with people who aren't even in the conversation, o' mighty slayer of the straw hordes of Reverse-Racistan.

That, uh, that was not my point.

Cue influx of people who don't understand how racism and institutional power works in 3, 2, 1....

Krzydenfreude.

Pretty sure the people that defend the Redskins name are covered under the Christian or the White Pride types.

Meh, people who have to work garblegarble Jezebel into their comments on Gawker/Deadspin/Kotaku/&c. posts might as well be saying FIRST! Shit got old about 4 years ago.

As a vegetarian I am neither vegan nor meat eater and in my impartial opinion meat eaters are WAY more bitchy than vegans. The average meat eater has no clue about food other than cheeseburgers and chicken wings, refuses to try anything new("lentils? WTF is that??") and will throw a fit if a meal has no meat. And then…

Basically think of a person saying, "I knew this one girl who faked being raped, therefore almost all rapes are probably fake. Feminism has gone too far."