You're awesome.

That is hilariously false.

Yr talking about The Delta, y/y?

Agreed. If I get married, and if I get my way, the only food will be cake, bacon, and varieties of mac and cheese. In my mom's backyard because that is my childhood happy place.

Wonder what the authors (and commentors) general thoughts are on 'This is the End'. Got around to seeing it this weekend. It had pretty stellar reviews, but I really did not like it, despite generally like the Superbad/Pineapple Express type movies.

They'll only be hiring female pilots for the same reason, I assume.

Are you kidding me?! Those Watermelon Oreos are amazing. The watermelon flavoring is surprisingly subtle.

THE 2ND AMMENDMENT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MURDER MORON!!!!

Hey, because of extreme weight gain, I'll get that body without also having the wonderful gift of a child.

I like this joke now, but it will probably lose its taste in 15 seconds, +1

If the gum is Bubblicious, it ain't suspicious.

Appreciate the honesty.

Jack-off pantomime?

As a USC grad... suffice to say, this obviously perturbs me.

I'm sorry. Nothing I said is up for debate. You want a one night stand, either be interesting enough to merit one or hire a pro. Troll somebody else, mmmkay?

Once you get to level 6 you get your own girlfriend robot that growls at competition!

McUncool, why are you so cool?

I'll totally bake you a pie though!

The creepy thing is, I think they SERIOUSLY SEE WOMEN THIS WAY. Like, for real.

No. But its ok to call a women a cunt when she deliberately makes you feel inferior because you aren't able to do exactly what she thinks you should be doing for the health of HER child. No one is raging against women who "try to pass on proven health information." But if you think for a second that any woman you come…