I'd have a lot more faith in your commitment to journalistic ethics if you hadn't been Deadspin's ranking Jameis Winston defender since this saga started.

Well, not in this thread, but that's because you'be spent the whole time complaining that Deadspin is covering a criminally botched rape investigation of an athlete.

But then you wouldn't get another chance to defend Jameis Winston and tell us all how there's nothing to see here and we should move along.

It's sad in so many ways. If he's a random Black man, he would have basically no chance at justice. But since he's good at a game, she has no chance.

Considering the shitmouths in starched suits are the ones constantly cutting food stamps, opening more prisons while slashing school funding, and openly calling for the abolition of the Voting Rights Act, I'd say it's a pretty apt statement.

Republican policy is decidedly and inarguably racist to anyone with critical thinking skills or any knowledge of American history.

Feel free to point us to the corner of the internet that houses your journalistically flawless and balanced breakdown of the most pressing MMA issues of the day, shitmouth.

And the most painful stat of the night:

Burneko cooks his stuffing in the bird. He and his salmonella-steeped bread goop can go get fucked.

Yeah, what a loser, starting for an NCAA tournament team as a sophomore. And Michael Sam - sure, you we're an All-American, but where was your name on the All-WORLD team?!

Even more important than the money is correcting all the people who think he's an idiot who just forgot.

Deadspin approves.

If it gets unshared, I'm resharing it.

Is it Deadspin policy to no longer use the Washington team name, or a personal one? Either way, I'm for it.

It would be 50/50 if the doors were opened randomly, but the fact that Monty knows where the prize is means that you have a 1/1,000,000 chance that you picked correctly with your first pick. The 999,999/1,000,000 chance that the prize was behind a different door doesn't change at any point. So your original door,…

The difference is that Monty knows which door has the car. And the linked simulator is making a mockery of your math.

I know this makes me something of an asshole and you've heard this before, but the reason that it doesn't reset is because Monty Hall knows that the door he opened has a goat behind it.

No, because the key part is that Monty Hall knows where the prize is. Since no one knows which case has the million dollars and it could have been eliminated at any time, it's still 50/50 whether you have the million on DOND.

I'm sure it is exhausting for people to deal with bigots every day.