"Political correctness" is usually just "correctness" to people that aren't assholes. Strange how people who are straight/white/cis/male are almost exclusively the ones complaining about political correctness.

Maybe he figured if he was offensive in multiple ways AND unfunny, it would all cancel out. Along with calling Suey Park a racial slur, Deadspin is on quite the roll.

Eh, I'm in favor of covering both. Healthy sex for everyone! I don't think Viagra coverage is a priority on par with birth control coverage, of course.

Related.

"All my friends that have been accused of rape say they didn't do it, so clearly bitches be lying."

Some, I'm sure (misogyny comes from everywhere), but I think most identify as libertarians and fedora-wearers.

There's always the subset of Deadspin commenters that love to say WAIT TIL THE JEZZIES GET A LOAD OF THIS about anything involving not being misogynistic.

Rogue makes absolutely mediocre beer. And yes, I would vote for myself, based purely on the preceding sentence.

Seriously, I don't even know why he's allowed allowed to be on Twitter.

Because saying that a bunch of conventionally attractive, able-bodied white people kissing isn't particularly compelling, brave, or interesting art is exactly the same as saying that every single kind of person should be included or it's of no value.

I really don't get the MLS hate. Of course it's not as good as EPL or La Liga. As soon as either of those leagues puts a team in Portland, I'll probably attend a bunch of their games. Maybe it's because I'm not a hardcore soccer fan, but I can still enjoy the sense of community that comes along with going to Timbers…

Maybe, but it might also be that a major soccer league will never survive long enough to not be propped up that way unless it gets propped up in its infancy (and, I suppose, adolescence).

Science isn't really 100% positive about anything. That's kind of how it works.

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I think he's a bullying asshole and yes, some of the things he did were beyond the pale. But the actual doping? I'm fine with that.

Lance's teammates decided to live honest lives again when living dishonest lives was no longer lucrative.

Cheating and lying were literally the only ways to the top. Agreed, he's an arrogant prick, but the majority of top athletes are.

Being kind is always an option too.

How far can Riley Cooper punt a football?

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