No.

I don't think you understand privilege.

My county voted the Olive Garden Best Italian. Luckily I'm five minutes from Portland.

Nope, each instance is its own. All it means is that that team has a 60% chance of winning that exact time.

Idiot. -1

I may be a little biased as an Oregon fan, but I think Marcus Mariota, not to mention Tajh Boyd, are much better NFL options than Bridgewater.

Or even better, someone leaves their wallet on the table at a restaurant while they're using the bathroom. No one will know if you just walk off with it. The guy probably should have known better than to leave his wallet there, and having it stolen might even make him think twice about where he leaves his wallet. None…

Thank you! 300 was a fucking turd.

Nice. Fitting username.

Let me be clear...I'm not excusing anyone for picking the Jays. But I could excuse the Yankees (gross), Rays or Orioles on this one.

In all fairness, there wasn't much reason to pick the Red Sox to win the East, or really to pick them to finish anywhere but last place. And I'm a Red Sox fan.

Lies. Powerade Zero Blue is delicious, and Orange is shit.

At the same time (and even though no one cares about anyone else's fantasy team, I'm doing this anyway), I got Jordan Cameron in the third-to-last round, so it's possible I've got better value.

Enlightening, that's what you're doing.

Spoken like a true white man.

Also, while there was definitely poor treatment of the Irish in this country, there wasn't, you know, a genocide of Irish people.

I'm also growing really tired of people thinking that just because something isn't hateful, it can't be racist. No, I'm sure these guys weren't thinking, "hey, let's give them Indians what-fer" when they were painting their faces, but they also weren't thinking, "hmm, I think this plan might be somewhat offensive,"…

During this jaunt to the Midwest, I was taking a solitary trek through a field of tall grass when a sudden deluge left me soaked to the bone. Miles from another living soul, I came across a dilapidated cabin that, while decaying and abandoned, provided shelter throughout the passing storm. To while away the hours, I…

I can't star this enough.