I can't star this enough.

Every week, drop your defense and pick up the one off waivers with the most favorable matchup. Usually the team playing the Jets is a good choice.

That's why I stream defenses. The Browns D gave me 20.5 points this week.

Tabasco is shit. Tapatio forever!

This is amazing.

It's a serif, I believe.

Look, I'm all for gun control. Hell, I'd get rid of all of them if it was feasible. But even if I don't agree with "gun rights", I will acknowledge that someone could make a reasoned argument in favor of gun ownership for some people.

I agrew with what Thayer said. I couldn't believe it, but did u know you camn make $8735/mo working from homw?

I blame the crowds.

I'm pretty more people would consider someone calling a DV survivor "fair game" a troll.

The butt of that joke is Chris Brown, for being an abuser of women.

So you're saying that an abused woman sucks worse than her abuser?

Daniel Tosh sucks too.

I'm not the only one who is skeptical of a plane having crashed into the pentagon and it doesn't make me a loon.

"Just to play the devils advocate, a lot of truthers believe that evidence of Zyklon B was planted...apparently there weren't six million Jews killed or something. A popular theory is that it's a myth created by the Allies in WWII, and evidence like The Diary of Anne Frank was laid out to demonize Germans. Please…

Let's be best friends.

Oh, it's happened. FOR SURE. Also, just as a tip, I've just found a great southern food joint in Vancouver, of all places. Blows Bernie's Southern Bistro out of the water, sadly.

Hmm...I may have to try this milkshake, despite my lukewarm attitude toward Burgerville. I mean, when Slow Bar is a thing that exists, I can't bring myself to go to Burgerville.

I had a threesome with an ex-girlfriend and her cousin. They didn't do anything to each other and I would say I was just fine with it. Group sex on, Robert.

Portland's got wood.