So you're saying that an abused woman sucks worse than her abuser?

Daniel Tosh sucks too.

I'm not the only one who is skeptical of a plane having crashed into the pentagon and it doesn't make me a loon.

"Just to play the devils advocate, a lot of truthers believe that evidence of Zyklon B was planted...apparently there weren't six million Jews killed or something. A popular theory is that it's a myth created by the Allies in WWII, and evidence like The Diary of Anne Frank was laid out to demonize Germans. Please…

Let's be best friends.

Oh, it's happened. FOR SURE. Also, just as a tip, I've just found a great southern food joint in Vancouver, of all places. Blows Bernie's Southern Bistro out of the water, sadly.

Hmm...I may have to try this milkshake, despite my lukewarm attitude toward Burgerville. I mean, when Slow Bar is a thing that exists, I can't bring myself to go to Burgerville.

I had a threesome with an ex-girlfriend and her cousin. They didn't do anything to each other and I would say I was just fine with it. Group sex on, Robert.

Portland's got wood.

"Mr. Jones, I noticed that you are only wearing one shoe. Did you lose one?" I said.

My biggest takeaway from the link to Vick's record fantasy game? Donovan McNabb signed a 5-year, $78 million extension with Washington...in 2010.

My buddy started Aaron Rodgers instead of Peyton this week. He also started Montee Ball for some reason. It's not going well for him.

When you're dating a girl it is like pulling teeth to get her to play with your penis

Grierson, I just watched What Maisie Knew yesterday because of this article. It's not a perfect movie - it gets a little too twee for me in places, but what indie film doesn't these days? - but it was a great watch, and it was great to see a movie about a child that's not unrealistically precocious and actually acts…

Ouch. I knew Oregon dominated...well, Oregon. But even Benton County? Come on guys, OSU is in your county!

Wait, I thought things could be Oriental, just not people. Like rugs. OH GOD AM I A RACIST?

I read these for other teams, and I see people get angry in the comments, and I think to myself, "What a bunch of dumbasses. These are meant to be funny. I can't wait until the Dolphins come up; I'll love it." Then I read it. Now I'm sad. The Dolphins aren't just bad; they have no prospects for getting any better, and…

Grape jelly is fantastic, but marionberry jam is something fantastic.

Yeah, it was such bullshit when Lindy and everyone here said they have it harder than thin Black women!

A premium IS put on a certain type of thinness, but a premium is put on all thinness over being fat.