Let's be best friends.

Oh, it's happened. FOR SURE. Also, just as a tip, I've just found a great southern food joint in Vancouver, of all places. Blows Bernie's Southern Bistro out of the water, sadly.

Hmm...I may have to try this milkshake, despite my lukewarm attitude toward Burgerville. I mean, when Slow Bar is a thing that exists, I can't bring myself to go to Burgerville.

I had a threesome with an ex-girlfriend and her cousin. They didn't do anything to each other and I would say I was just fine with it. Group sex on, Robert.

Portland's got wood.

"Mr. Jones, I noticed that you are only wearing one shoe. Did you lose one?" I said.

My biggest takeaway from the link to Vick's record fantasy game? Donovan McNabb signed a 5-year, $78 million extension with Washington...in 2010.

My buddy started Aaron Rodgers instead of Peyton this week. He also started Montee Ball for some reason. It's not going well for him.

When you're dating a girl it is like pulling teeth to get her to play with your penis

Grierson, I just watched What Maisie Knew yesterday because of this article. It's not a perfect movie - it gets a little too twee for me in places, but what indie film doesn't these days? - but it was a great watch, and it was great to see a movie about a child that's not unrealistically precocious and actually acts…

Ouch. I knew Oregon dominated...well, Oregon. But even Benton County? Come on guys, OSU is in your county!

Wait, I thought things could be Oriental, just not people. Like rugs. OH GOD AM I A RACIST?

I read these for other teams, and I see people get angry in the comments, and I think to myself, "What a bunch of dumbasses. These are meant to be funny. I can't wait until the Dolphins come up; I'll love it." Then I read it. Now I'm sad. The Dolphins aren't just bad; they have no prospects for getting any better, and…

Grape jelly is fantastic, but marionberry jam is something fantastic.

In this scenario, if they both vouch for each other, then they are lying, because one of them was raping a woman at the time that they're vouching for.

Then charge them both with obstruction of justice (or its equivalent in the UK) and give them the max sentence.

Yeah, it was such bullshit when Lindy and everyone here said they have it harder than thin Black women!

A premium IS put on a certain type of thinness, but a premium is put on all thinness over being fat.

NUH UH YOU MUST BE TOO STUPID TO KNOW YOUR CALORIES AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE LYING FATTIES

WOW! Your friend said something that was inaccurate, likely as a defense mechanism (because fat women are treated like shit, remember?), and since you obviously see her at every waking moment and peruse her food diary, you know she was full of shit, so obviously ALL fatties are just bullshitting! Thanks, Dr. Science!