OH MY GOD I WAS JUST THERE MONDAY

Well, I am a Portland dude, but I'd be glad to be included in the Portland bitchez.

Hey, it's an all-Portland thread! Go us!

Good thing there's no history of cops stalking women, or protecting their own at all costs.

Trimmed, nothing fancy, and please don't shave it. Prepubescence shouldn't ever give dudes a boner, and really, if your partner demands a bald downstairs, know there are a billion other guys who want to see something there, and will love you for it. Seeing you've left something, but have taken the care to not let it…

You get me. Let's be friends.

Don't bother checking out his comment history. Spoiler alert: he's a misogynist, racist fuckwit that fantasizes about big dicks.

Yeah, I know. I'm bad with the 'X'. What a fucking shitmouth.

That's OK. I highly doubt you were one anyway.

But he had pictures of pot plants and a gun on his phone! PICTURES!!! *faints*

Sounds about right. In Florida's eyes (and America's), it was just a black that got killed. Not, like, a real person.

If you bring up your black friend in an attempt to bolster your argument, then you're attaching their endorsement without their consent. But then, racists tend to love speaking for black people.

Oh, and Katie, when the cops came to the scene of the murder of that 13-year-old boy, they held his mother for questioning for two hours while they tore apart her house looking for this monster's "stolen property" (finding nothing, by the way) before arresting her other son on a fucking TRUANCY WARRANT while his…

Will you marry me? Or at least invite me to your wedding?

I feel like asking questions like "are tampons anti-feminist?" is exactly what actual anti-feminists think feminists do all the time. Not that the dialogue should be altered to be acceptable to those cretins, but still. As a dude that's never had to put in a tampon (I've had to help get one out, but that's not the…

The same principle that would lead one to frown on a man parading around in public displaying his surprise midday No Reason Boner

Meh, as a 30-year-old dude, I'm fine with it. I do appreciate a decent trim and try to do the same with my business, but it's not a requirement.

Cheap beer of choice.

Hey, me too! I lost 150 pounds over the last year, so yay health and weird body!