Ugh, "pick-up" (I really hate that that's become a noun, by the way) is just...icky? I hate the idea of human interaction being so fucking transactional. Maybe try being an interesting human person instead of trying to hit the right buttons for CHEAT CODE FOR VAGINA.

FOR SERIOUS.

All the more impressive when you remember she's coaching basketball on the side:

Also, Republican, not Republic, because I was never a nation-state.

Oh, Professor Pink, we hijack all the threads.

RIGHT?! And of course, gifs:

I love Wristcutters: A Love Story and Lars and the Real Girl. I cried at Lars.

How has no one posted this guy yet!

As a humble Jezebeau, I just wanted to give a hearty thank-you to all of the awesome Jezzies that I've "met" and interacted with on here - especially the awesome folks in the GT forum. You've made this reformed Republic MRA gross person and you make me feel ALL THE FEELINGS. I have an inordinate amount of fun trading…

That was me for about a week after Roger Ebert died. Just a week of reading tributes and watching his TEDtalk and old At the Movies episodes. I was legitimately surprised by my own sadness.

Wait, what happened? I couldn't hear you over your SEXYLADYPARTS Gloria. How do you find time to write with all that woman-being you're doing?

Welp, time to tell my friends to go to GoFundMe or somewhere else if they want me to contribute. What a bullshit, cowardly dodge. Clearly $800 is more important than, you know, not supporting rape.

I once paid $95 for a good pair of running shoes. Sometimes a boy has to splurge!

FEELINGS AND TEARS. This along with watching Colbert's tribute to his mom is making me a wreck at my desk.

My last girlfriend actually DID do the "tell me a story" thing. And since my last girlfriend is all women, I feel comfortable extrapolating that to all of you. Don't like it? You're probably just misandrists on your periods or something.

Comments are closed on the article, natch. Because people might be mean to Ms. Odone. Choking your wife in public, though? NBD, bro.

But I love Man-Spider.

I don't know, I understand it. I was raised in a small town as a Missouri Synod Lutheran and gay = bad, or at least gay = weird, was a pretty repetitive theme. It takes personal experiences for a lot of people to question what they've been raised to believe. I don't quite get the "you weren't pro-gay until you met a…

Thanks for finding the real story here, Woodward.