"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of a fraternity; but I repeat myself."

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were in a fraternity; but I repeat myself."

Oh, and here's one that the boys might actually relate to:

I'll never get tired of this gif, but I am getting awfully damn tired of having to use it.

Also, off topic, but I am loving John Oliver. I hope he gets his own show!

Or maybe this one?

Is it me? Actually, yes, it is.

Mandolines fucking terrify me.

I was actually talking about Douche 1 and Douche 2 from the article, but good on him.

Your husband had the right reaction. What's with men wanting to wear shirts without sleeves in public anyway? Don't they know armpits are gross? Am I the only person that thinks this?

I have somewhere between six and ten hairs between my eyebrows and my ex could not stand it. Once - ONCE - I let her wax them. Never again. I broke out, it itched like a thousand suns, and I got no sympathy. It's a rough life, I know.

There's some perverse logic that's used even by many pro-choice liberals that there needs to be some sort of shame or sadness attached to abortion, which is, of course, bullshit. As a dude, I celebrate the idea of a woman having agency over her own body and having access to whatever health care SHE deems necessary,…

Roseanne is an awful, transphobic person. I'm pretty sure that's why she hates Jez. Her son is the same way. Trust me, do not get in a Twitter conversation with him. It'll be all "tranny" and "retard". She's an asshole with asshole kids.

Yes, sorry, I didn't mean for it to come off as her fault or like something was being wrongfully "withheld" from me.

This one:

I dated a woman for two years that just wasn't into receiving. And I could have understood if I'd tried and just been incompetent, but I never even got to try. Just a blanket refusal. It was a rough two years.

I had "tough", but nice work by her.

+1

No, white men already have all the cookies.