I hope to marry a woman as wonderful as Chaz Hammelsmith Ebert one day. I can't get enough stories about the two of them. Damn dusty office.

I think you're fantastic.

Ok.

If this is how you live your life, it must be sad, angry and hollow. I feel bad for you.

https://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/8979620008

Fuck you.

This is fucking murdering me today. I knew I'd be sad when Roger Ebert died, but I've had family members die that affected me less, probably because Roger Ebert has meant more to my life than they have. Let me finish with Roger Ebert being just fucking awesome in the way he always could: http://twitter.com/ebertchicago…

Thanks, Will, you got my eyes all wet. Asshole.

Roger Ebert being awesome: http://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/8979620008

This. Chris Matthews is a buffoon, so Fox News wants idiots to believe that he speaks for the left.

My day is ruined.

Oh, I'm sure he's got one hell of a secret. But I doubt his wife benefits from any of it.

A couple of things. I'm aware that this is entirely about the gays and all, but two things are immediately clear:

As long as I get to keep doing it, I'm all for the name change.

Fuck. This. So much.

Seriously, this is the most fun I've had on Jezebel.

One of the things that I've noticed during my metamorphosis from a raging asshole conservative to a mostly-nice leftist is that my anger at the injustices of the world, from the perceived injustices of my youth to the real injustices I see now, has gone from righteous anger to just profound sadness and blinding anger,…

The good news is, soccer fans are generally welcoming to black people.

I would highly recommend the "How Did This Get Made?" for The Wicker Man.

Most of my days go like this: