Just like promising health care premiums would fall by $2,500.

Reporter: “Lots of Raiders fans will be happy you’re staying.”
Davis: “Where?”
Reporter: “In Oakland”
Davis: “Are we?”
Reporter: “Yes, the vote came in and the Rams and the Chargers plan was approved.”
Davis: “What plan?”
Reporter: “For....the stadium....In LA.”
Davis: “I like turtles.”

Who were you working for? I was designing collector sub switchgear for a couple of Spanish companies back then - the recession hit em hard.

False dilemma. Supporting wind energy != opposing nuclear. I live in an area where if the wind’s not blowing, we feel like something’s wrong. Looking out my window right now, I can see the red lights of the windmills puncuated by the steady turning of their blades. Wind energy makes sense in my little corner of North…

Ethanol is beyond stupid.

I have time for RTS games but I poop my self a lot would this game be right for me?

It’s like Dr. Dre said in “California Love” “Inglewood! Inglewood always up to the latest cutting edge in economic investment and urban revitalization!”

I heard and CNN reported that they may have been waiting to be refueled, which could have incapacitated both of them (running out of fuel) if the ship to refuel them never showed.

Also, that’s a Schwinn Stingray.

I got huffy when I was 6. Sorta like this one, except mine had more Six Million Dollar Man stickers on it....

“I hate how much Iranian aggression makes people think Iran is aggressive.”

“I’m embarrassed to even tell you how many times I tried.’’

It’s okay to admit that you don’t know anything about cars.

May I present, the 2017 Supra!

Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

“If I won the PowerBall and then chose to donate ALL of my winnings to Bernie Sanders’ campaign, would he instantaneously become the frontrunner in the election?”

This is the worst lottery fantasy ever.

Is David’s toilet made of razor blades?

I particularly remember the way his poops smelled

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

Hey your links to vines only show half the image. This is throughout multiple sites.