Since I was there, the only thing embellished was that he didnt say my brother, he said his name. Which I decided not to put in the email. Good talk though.

“If I won the PowerBall and then chose to donate ALL of my winnings to Bernie Sanders’ campaign, would he instantaneously become the frontrunner in the election?”

This is the worst lottery fantasy ever.

I particularly remember the way his poops smelled

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

Hey your links to vines only show half the image. This is throughout multiple sites.

“Shit, I got all that stuff and a dart board in my basement.”

people creativity in this game never cease to amaze me

That’s the most recent 50-year risk map. It’s broken for induced earthquakes, but we don’t have a better model for it yet.

Literally get off the internet. I never want to see your screenname here again.

I was expecting the narrator to say the plastic wrapping was gluten free, fully biodegradable, and also saved orphens from a burning building

Wait, there are people who say you shouldn’t eat Mac and Cheese as an adult? Who are these monsters? I’m in my 30s, live alone, and have several boxes of Kraft in my pantry.

I love and thank you for trying to be a voice of reason on this sjw infested website.

Oh look! Someone overreacting to something that was an accicent and blowing it up so that it can damage the name of the dev instead of reaching out directly.

This whole situation for me is jarring and now I’m curious to know what other companies are feeding gaming data of American Muslims to the government.

And when that car accelerated, I have to be honest, I feared for my life. The sheer power was something to behold. The brakes are nothing short of miraculous. So I tip my hat to those Koenigsegg drivers out there!

Hell, I always wanted to be a gastronomer.

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