“that blustery ball of noxious gas”

He’s not denying the existence of dinosaur bones, just in our ability to correctly assemble them. His dinosaurs might be really awesome if you think about it.

There's a lesson in there somewhere for Johnny Football.

The things have caught on fire while still in their unopened box.

Yeah, well...

What’s that funny looking red thing he keeps grabbing?

My 7 year old veered down a hill on her Christmas bike, crashing into a tree just before going down a bigger hill that ends in a concrete ditch. Helmet did its job. Wrist guards would do the same with these toys in most cases. Dress for the crash, people.

Eat shit and die is a way of life for some.

Because America developed these plans in a vacuum as a unilateral option, right?

It’s hated on because the concept was fundamentally flawed and anyone that pointed out the fact that the emporor was naked was told they didn't have an open mind. The program was the equivalent of an athlete training to win the 100 meter sprint at the Olympics by running on his hands.

I’ll take the culo pill and traffic avoidance of this is a must choose situation. Where’s my benefit for the #2 (lol) option? Is it even one of those unicorn Fox platform derivatives with the 302 and a stick?

Simple rule on cars like this:

He's in hiding because his illegitimate kid with Leah ended up a storm trooper.

Texas, baby. Texas.

It needs a fuel pump. Been too busy to drop the tank and replace it for a while.

One of my most prominent memories is that of watching, via my rear view mirror, a yellow SN95 Cobra like that hit the inside wall on the front straight at Road Atlanta after the driver missed his 3-4 shift on the way down the hill and found out how potent the demon of lift throttle oversteer can be. Slow motion…

Mine is aging well off in the far side of the garage. In a few more years, it won't have to pass emissions, so it may actually see street duty every once in a while!

One day, this kid will ascend to be the King of Florida. He will choose a suitable site for his castle, probably Opa-Lacka, but maybe Fountain or Ebro, and the finest stripper in the land to be his queen. His people will rejoice.

If I need a true mince, I’ll break out the Shun and do it. For 90% of my cooking, where fresh garlic is a welcome addition, this thing gets the job done with aplomb. The result is more chunky than any other press I’ve used, but definitely not the same as a fine chop. It ends up somewhere a little less consistent than…

If I need a true mince, I’ll break out the Shun and do it. For 90% of my cooking, where fresh garlic is a welcome…