Simple rule on cars like this:

Texas, baby. Texas.

It needs a fuel pump. Been too busy to drop the tank and replace it for a while.

One of my most prominent memories is that of watching, via my rear view mirror, a yellow SN95 Cobra like that hit the inside wall on the front straight at Road Atlanta after the driver missed his 3-4 shift on the way down the hill and found out how potent the demon of lift throttle oversteer can be. Slow motion…

Mine is aging well off in the far side of the garage. In a few more years, it won't have to pass emissions, so it may actually see street duty every once in a while!

One day, this kid will ascend to be the King of Florida. He will choose a suitable site for his castle, probably Opa-Lacka, but maybe Fountain or Ebro, and the finest stripper in the land to be his queen. His people will rejoice.

If I need a true mince, I’ll break out the Shun and do it. For 90% of my cooking, where fresh garlic is a welcome addition, this thing gets the job done with aplomb. The result is more chunky than any other press I’ve used, but definitely not the same as a fine chop. It ends up somewhere a little less consistent than…

If I need a true mince, I’ll break out the Shun and do it. For 90% of my cooking, where fresh garlic is a welcome…

I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and it makes a perfect mince from an unpeeled clove with no waste. It cleans very well and easily, with no little parts to lose. This is one kitchen gadget that has definitely earned its keep in my kitchen.

I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and…

If you ride in your car to your destination, park it there, then ride home in your car, your vehicle has made two trips.

He's been released from the shackles of societal expectations and has no idea what to do. Why not start with a vigorous round of pocket pool?

Booyah! 100% increase in traffic for the same trip!

Looks like someone took the clay model out and ran it into the wall of the parking garage.

Workplace IM “Hey” is ok. It's a good way to make sure Bob isn't presenting the quarterlies to the boss before you ask if he's seen the rack on the new gal in accounting.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Looks beefy to me.

WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!

The second gear synchro went bad on my Super Coupe at 59997 miles on the 60k warranty. Called the dealership and told them it was coming in with 60024 miles on it and they took care of me.

FUEL INJECTORS!

My 4 and 7 year olds won't stop playing Spore. It's the best Steam sale game I've ever bought. Watching the 4 year old fly around bringing laser death to little cities never ceases to be amusing.

I think I have a 2 liter of Crystal Pepsi out in the garage somewhere. It's yours if you'll drink it, assuming I can find it, of course.