I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and it makes a perfect mince from an unpeeled clove with no waste. It cleans very well and easily, with no little parts to lose. This is one kitchen gadget that has definitely earned its keep in my kitchen.

I bought one of these. It really does rock. It’s heavy in the hand like a proper tool, the finish is very nice, and…

If you ride in your car to your destination, park it there, then ride home in your car, your vehicle has made two trips.

Yeah, that's a lot of quids.

He's been released from the shackles of societal expectations and has no idea what to do. Why not start with a vigorous round of pocket pool?

That’s funny, they don’t look druish.

Booyah! 100% increase in traffic for the same trip!

Looks like someone took the clay model out and ran it into the wall of the parking garage.

Blah blah blah... Might stop cell death... Could make me immortal. Worth the risk.

Workplace IM “Hey” is ok. It's a good way to make sure Bob isn't presenting the quarterlies to the boss before you ask if he's seen the rack on the new gal in accounting.

That’s because Hitler insisted the key code be set to 12345 to match his luggage.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Looks beefy to me.

WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!

The second gear synchro went bad on my Super Coupe at 59997 miles on the 60k warranty. Called the dealership and told them it was coming in with 60024 miles on it and they took care of me.

FUEL INJECTORS!

My 4 and 7 year olds won't stop playing Spore. It's the best Steam sale game I've ever bought. Watching the 4 year old fly around bringing laser death to little cities never ceases to be amusing.

I said I was being a dick, not an asshole. Geez.

I think I have a 2 liter of Crystal Pepsi out in the garage somewhere. It's yours if you'll drink it, assuming I can find it, of course.

The first letter after a colon is capitalized. Just being a dick here.

I watched a guy take hits from an extendable baton to several pain points (outside of knee, elbow, base of neck) and run away from the cops that were trying to detain him. Only problem is he ran in front of a car going about 40 MPH. I bet he would have preferred the taser as well.