If you ride in your car to your destination, park it there, then ride home in your car, your vehicle has made two trips.

He's been released from the shackles of societal expectations and has no idea what to do. Why not start with a vigorous round of pocket pool?

Booyah! 100% increase in traffic for the same trip!

Looks like someone took the clay model out and ran it into the wall of the parking garage.

Workplace IM “Hey” is ok. It's a good way to make sure Bob isn't presenting the quarterlies to the boss before you ask if he's seen the rack on the new gal in accounting.

He filled every empty beer in the stadium using one red solo cup.

Looks beefy to me.

WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!

The second gear synchro went bad on my Super Coupe at 59997 miles on the 60k warranty. Called the dealership and told them it was coming in with 60024 miles on it and they took care of me.

FUEL INJECTORS!

My 4 and 7 year olds won't stop playing Spore. It's the best Steam sale game I've ever bought. Watching the 4 year old fly around bringing laser death to little cities never ceases to be amusing.

I think I have a 2 liter of Crystal Pepsi out in the garage somewhere. It's yours if you'll drink it, assuming I can find it, of course.

Is there really any other reason?

Naggy’s son, Harry, is praying his dad was someone else.

I suspect they're very much underestimating the bias that an opt-in, passive data collection method offers. Then again, they have an Excel spreadsheet, so it must be legit. Toss a VB front end on that thing and it's bulletproof.

Wait. What?

Been to the beach in every state on the Atlantic except Delaware (do they even have beaches?) and can't imagine The Great White North offering anything that compares to the right parts of Florida.

Been to the beach in every state on the Atlantic except Delaware (do they even have beaches?) and can't imagine The…

Those Canadian beaches are nice.

Those Canadian beaches are nice.

Fiber weed is where it's at.

Looking at the current state of our healthcare system, no.