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I'm sorry our legal system hasn't spent the time and money to update our code of law to be more in line with the vernacular of today. Wait, no I'm not. The law is defined, it has a name, changing anything about it opens it to any number of challenges, so deal with the old man name.

Some of my best memories are those of getting off of my college job as a dishwasher, smoking way too much pot, and watching The Undertaker come into glory in the 90’s. Thanks for the details on his career.

I’ve been blacklisted.

That car is bad, and it should feel bad.

Meme... Peppermint roll.

He had to put his foot down sooner or later.

Good(ell).

Leaving your high beams on will always be a distraction to fellow motorists.

Thank you!

I know where Putin has been vacationing.

When Emmitt Smith, Session’s inexplicably chosen union rep, was told that Clint’s wages were going to be garnished, he replied that there was no need for parsley in this matter.

Volkswagen TDIs are the new YouTube comment section.

Was Ed Begley Jr there? That’s how you’d know it’s legit.

You know what the second largest group of color blind people are? Blue/Yellow color blind. They came close on this one.

It's a simple fix. Once that's done, the A/C just needs a charge and you're all set.

At least 3, maybe 4, more arrests.