Meme... Peppermint roll.
He had to put his foot down sooner or later.
Good(ell).
Leaving your high beams on will always be a distraction to fellow motorists.
Thank you!
I know where Putin has been vacationing.
When Emmitt Smith, Session’s inexplicably chosen union rep, was told that Clint’s wages were going to be garnished, he replied that there was no need for parsley in this matter.
Volkswagen TDIs are the new YouTube comment section.
Was Ed Begley Jr there? That’s how you’d know it’s legit.
You know what the second largest group of color blind people are? Blue/Yellow color blind. They came close on this one.
It's a simple fix. Once that's done, the A/C just needs a charge and you're all set.
At least 3, maybe 4, more arrests.
And Brendan O’Conner still has a job. Watching the Gawker night shift alternate between Brendan/Shitehawk posts is a clinic in dichotomy.
So, you didn't get let go?
I have all of the conference room calendars for my office on my profile. I just head to the nearest one that’s booked over lunch around 1:00 and I’m all “Whoa! Look! Free food!”
Ofay?
I call shenanigans on that edit. I can spot a Crown Vic out of my peripheral vision in my rear view mirror at night in the fog with its lights off from about a mile. Maybe two.
Done.