In the Gawkerverse, any image of a person used for any purpose is racist if the person is or is not black.

Jerry Jones just called the Broncos locker room to congratulate Talib on his leadership.

We invested tons of money in first generation tech and its holding us back. Most everyone else didn’t invest until the faster networks were out.

https://www.ipictheaters.com/

Opening night, 7:00 PM. 3D IMAX. This is my seat. My body is ready.

Who is the driver?

Who?

He went back to the future.

I thought he was on contract for another?

Saw a road killed one on I-20 about 30 miles west of Fort Worth about 8 years back. They're intimidating even when they're dead. Beautiful creatures, though.

Because cases that make it to the Supreme Court are cupcakes, right?

So, Comcast caps data at 5 minutes of at-capacity use on Google’s network. Sucks to work for Comcast.

“You can’t give hugs with nuclear arms.”

That Gunship manual was pretty valuable for the challenge/response word pairings that were required if you didn't want your own base to shoot you down when returning from a mission. Either that, or you learned to come in hot, land hard, and power down before the missile hit you.

Lol at Kinja encouraging burner accounts to leave “completely anonymous, untraceable tips” in the comment section and not bothering to remove EXIF data from images uploaded from said anonymous accounts.

Do you even?

42 here as well. The answer to the big question associated with that number is that, in fact, the amount of fucks one has to give is finite.

They may well be, Alissa, but that doesn't change the fact that you're clickier than either one. Here's my star/heart/Alissa, use it as you see fit.

Where's the Oldsmobile love?

Speed hole. For speed.