That Gunship manual was pretty valuable for the challenge/response word pairings that were required if you didn't want your own base to shoot you down when returning from a mission. Either that, or you learned to come in hot, land hard, and power down before the missile hit you.

Lol at Kinja encouraging burner accounts to leave “completely anonymous, untraceable tips” in the comment section and not bothering to remove EXIF data from images uploaded from said anonymous accounts.

Do you even?

Where's the Oldsmobile love?

Speed hole. For speed.

Wait. So this is wrong?

Oh well. Alienate the most passionate of your fan base because a mop haired muppet that hates America says so. Hope it works out for you.

I personally won’t spend a dime with them until they become more friendly with the HPDE and club racing.

Have you heard the good news?

“I could take him.”

I’m not sure. If I had to guess based on the old eyeball test, Cadillac seems to run 60-100 hz for their “dim” setting on tail lights and a 100% duty cycle for full brightness. I'm sure a few minutes with a scope could answer the question, but I haven't had a real oscilloscope in 20+ years...

PWM brightness control is a distraction for me as well. For some reason, Cadillac seems to have the worst of the lot when it comes to noticing it.

Wherever he goes, he leaves his mark.

Are these the same guys that did the Peugeot powered slip-n-slide?

I pulled the fire suit and helmet bit one year, and it rocked. I did a real Grumman test pilot flight suit with a real F-14 pilot helmet that I stuffed with glow sticks a while back and it was about the same. So, if you want to feel like a fighter pilot, wear your racing gear. Just be prepared for 50 people to ask you…

If you made it up in the first place.

Well, the do tend to drag their ass around like a dog that ate a rope soaked in pepper juice, but they do keep running.

I was all about benefit of the doubt, so I watched it. Benefit of the doubt wasted a few minutes of my life. Fuck benefit of the doubt.

I don’t know what I’ll do with five 3’ and five 6’ lightning cables, but they’re on the way. I always seem to have more chargers than cables, and even the Apple ones fall apart quickly, so I'm sure they will get used.

I don’t know what I’ll do with five 3’ and five 6’ lightning cables, but they’re on the way. I always seem to have…

“General Quarters, General Quarters! All hands man your battle stations. The flow of traffic is up and forward on the starboard side, down and aft on the port. Set material condition Zebra throughout the ship. This is not a drill. General Quarters, General Quarters!”