The best we could figure (it happened to more than one of us) was that an investigation into another member of the team was started for other reasons and it went from there, ending up with a deep dive into social media lives. It was never explained to us in any detail, and nobody lost program access, so it ended up…

I wasn’t playing at work. There isn't even an Internet connection in the SCIF, so that would be impossible. My Facebook activity was monitored outside of working hours. Thanks for the advice.

There's a junkyard off of the highway near road Atlanta that, at one time, had a Rabbit P/U with a cage in it, which is odd enough. Sitting right next to it was a BMW 320 P/U, also with a cage. The rabbit had been stuffed pretty hard, while the BMW had serious fire damage.

You got me, man. Playing a dumb Facebook game for two or three weeks back when those were a thing makes me an idiot. I'll reconsider all of my life choices through the lens of clarity you just placed in front of my eyes.

Imagine if this policy were in place for women's sports.

Back in a past life, when I had my TS/SCI, mafia wars was a popular thing on Facebook. In order to play the stupid game, you had to have a big network of “friends” to use for collecting in-game resources, and didn't always know everyone in your network. I got a call from an OPM investigator one day saying my clearance…

Can you hear me now?

Commentary on Albert’s opinion aside, he can't play the video game because the dang contraption is too newfangled, and there are kids on his lawn.

Missionary.

Also, I totally didn’t type any of that. I have no idea who did. Maybe Brian Williams Dreams of Cat GIFs? Nice job, Kinja.

“This is a case where one person is charged with a very serious felony (not serious enough IMO)”

Shop owners in the city center will love this. Maybe they can offer a discount on large items you can carry home on your back.

Soon...

Personally, I think this was the worst Rusty.

I heard he has a special field set up in his yard where he punts puppies for distance.

Here's to hoping Santa has Zero FXS to give.

Who's the guy in the car?

ONE HAND IT TILL YOU LAND IT! YOLO!!!!