You got me, man. Playing a dumb Facebook game for two or three weeks back when those were a thing makes me an idiot. I'll reconsider all of my life choices through the lens of clarity you just placed in front of my eyes.

Imagine if this policy were in place for women's sports.

Back in a past life, when I had my TS/SCI, mafia wars was a popular thing on Facebook. In order to play the stupid game, you had to have a big network of “friends” to use for collecting in-game resources, and didn't always know everyone in your network. I got a call from an OPM investigator one day saying my clearance…

Can you hear me now?

Commentary on Albert’s opinion aside, he can't play the video game because the dang contraption is too newfangled, and there are kids on his lawn.

Missionary.

Also, I totally didn’t type any of that. I have no idea who did. Maybe Brian Williams Dreams of Cat GIFs? Nice job, Kinja.

“This is a case where one person is charged with a very serious felony (not serious enough IMO)”

Shop owners in the city center will love this. Maybe they can offer a discount on large items you can carry home on your back.

Soon...

Personally, I think this was the worst Rusty.

I heard he has a special field set up in his yard where he punts puppies for distance.

Here's to hoping Santa has Zero FXS to give.

Who's the guy in the car?

ONE HAND IT TILL YOU LAND IT! YOLO!!!!

Regardless of my pull out timing, I usually manage to pull off a first place finish.

Carry on, then.

A good tattoo guy can probably change that to represent something more valuable than a season ticket at Ford Field. Maybe last weeks winning lottery numbers?