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“Semi militant vegan” is pretty much the definition of smug bitchiness. It’s right up there with the guy that won’t stop talking about how good his fantasy football team is this season.

And, with no doubt, you would find an outlet for the unique combination of bitchy and smug that drives one to be a semi-militant vegan regardless of what is happening in our world.

Indeed it is. I'd pay $100 to have the experience of the most fantastic meal I could imagine even if I knew it wasn't real.

Call me when this happens.

The only place that would buy a 14 year old Escort is a junkyard. You have to give the man credit for ambition.

The important thing is we all learned a lesson today.

What's worse is I assumed the woman they do show was the dumb one before I watched the clip.

Wait. What?

That's cool and all, but I'm really interested in finding out what my post-grad financial future holds. Any place you know of where I can find out?

Tyler is usually spot on in his analysis, but this one is so far off the mark that it’s not even funny. I didn't see he was the author prior to reading, and thought it was Alissa Walker given that remark, which is not meant as a compliment.

How many Bond movies end with him on a boat (or other floating object) with his love interest? Genuinely want to know.

Alternatively, the plan for the past 7 years has been to let them build the islands in the hope that they would change their minds and maybe turn them into tourist resorts. Any way you look at it, our foreign policy with respect to a rival has been a spectacular failure and is not likely to change any time soon.

Come on! The engine cover just blew off, and the guy using the electronic device just happened to be there? Yeah, right.

Pretty sure they know what's up.

It's been 30 years, but I could still take you to the spot where I found my first woods porn stash. It's right up there with remembering where I was when Challenger exploded and 9/11 went down. Kids these days and their mildew-free porn...

Tom, I'm not sure what you're seeing, but I don't believe Watkins shows his thing in that clip.

I hear if you say “Derek Smart” three times in front of a mirror, he appears and threatens to sue.

I can only imagine how many times he heard “Hey Mario!” during his trek across Vice City.

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