It's been 30 years, but I could still take you to the spot where I found my first woods porn stash. It's right up there with remembering where I was when Challenger exploded and 9/11 went down. Kids these days and their mildew-free porn...
Tom, I'm not sure what you're seeing, but I don't believe Watkins shows his thing in that clip.
I hear if you say “Derek Smart” three times in front of a mirror, he appears and threatens to sue.
I can only imagine how many times he heard “Hey Mario!” during his trek across Vice City.
Came to go with:
Good deal, they've found their curse and can stop worrying about winning it all.
Calm down, Murray.
It is a wonder of the animal world, that hippo shitting.
Pauses so long you check to make sure it's still playing.
This is why the Microsoft self driving car will never catch on.
Can we see his Draft Kings lineup?
Bielema? Funny, he doesn't look that thin.
The dining hall is referred to as The Main Stage.
Wait? Grenades don't explode if you die? The single most satisfying moment in a PVP game is seeing your last grenade go off and kill the guy that just took you out.
$10k? That's called a scheduled service on a Ferrari.
“For some inexplicable reason, the referees called it an incomplete pass and the Falcons.”