Jaws really was the best. Aside from Oddjob, of course.

I did indeed. It was back during the day trading frenzy, and I managed to make $15,000 in one day out of sheer luck. Went out the next day and bought a $35,000 car. I was taking home $34,600 a year at the time. I also won $1000 from etrade that month for turning a fake $50,000 into a fake $7,000,000 in 30 days. The…

Yes, the public need to know what little Johnny who was killed two days before Christmas was going to get under the tree clearly outweighs a family’s need to privately grieve in their own home on Christmas Day. He should have gotten his ass kicked over that.

After all, how the experience affected Barry is the only thing to be considered in that decision.

However you want to spin it man. If you are interrupting a grieving family at their home on Christmas Day to ask questions about their dead children, you are an asshole.

I bought a brand new car that was exactly 100% of my annual salary straight out of college. So, 100%.

This is the promised flexibility. Putin is going to control all energy import corridors to Europe soon enough, and create unrest in the continent by flooding it with refugees that refuse to assimilate into the culture of the countries where they land.

You tell ‘em, Phil. You've been there two years, it's your time.

Delta has always had the best ads.

Funny. After seeing his wardrobe at his last presser, I assumed Newton would buy just about anything.

They were on the short wave, reading a random string of numbers.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

He should be fined for this suit.

Ignorance and overconfidence is a dangerous combination. Most heavy trucks, race cars, and motorcycles have non-synchronized transmissions, and the only thing necessary for a gear change is that the input shaft speed matches the output shaft speed for the gear combination that is being selected. Most other manual…

The only time you really need the clutch is when starting from a dead stop. You can actually shift just fine in most cars without the clutch so long as you match the transmissions shaft speeds to the gear you're attempting to go into.

Emmit Smith says you won't ever go any hair with altitude like that.

I'm not even sure punching an LSU player is a penalty any more.

I’m sensing a trend here.