I bought a brand new car that was exactly 100% of my annual salary straight out of college. So, 100%.

This is the promised flexibility. Putin is going to control all energy import corridors to Europe soon enough, and create unrest in the continent by flooding it with refugees that refuse to assimilate into the culture of the countries where they land.

You tell ‘em, Phil. You've been there two years, it's your time.

Delta has always had the best ads.

Funny. After seeing his wardrobe at his last presser, I assumed Newton would buy just about anything.

They were on the short wave, reading a random string of numbers.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

Chicken hates the metric system. It was spiteful.

He should be fined for this suit.

Ignorance and overconfidence is a dangerous combination. Most heavy trucks, race cars, and motorcycles have non-synchronized transmissions, and the only thing necessary for a gear change is that the input shaft speed matches the output shaft speed for the gear combination that is being selected. Most other manual…

The only time you really need the clutch is when starting from a dead stop. You can actually shift just fine in most cars without the clutch so long as you match the transmissions shaft speeds to the gear you're attempting to go into.

Emmit Smith says you won't ever go any hair with altitude like that.

I'm not even sure punching an LSU player is a penalty any more.

I’m sensing a trend here.

Orlove, bless his heart, is challenged by which side of a car is supposed to face upwards. This is well documented.

The AAA guys get confused pretty easily. (I kid)

The Mirua would clearly run away in a competition of tip-up headlights. Fortunately, this one is about pop-up headlights in order to keep things interesting.

The best there ever was or will be.

Well, they worked magic with their diesels.