If they really want to save time, they could just bean the batter.

So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?

Someone's getting a new rope swing!

These monkeys wish they were riding dogs.

Just point out that bringing fruits into another country is generally frowned upon to the point that you can get arrested for it, so you're actually doing him a favor.

Don’t forget, the background music you choose can have a significant impact on the experience as a whole.

I have seen less diversity for the sake of diversity in a Coca-Cola commercial.

http://www.med.navy.mil/sites/usnsmerc…

Sure it was late, but that water really brought out the hustle.

No. It just says “F The Washington Nationals.”

When I was around 10, we got a new pastor at our church. She was from the Midwest and of Nordic descent, so thought she would share her heritage by making a huge plate of lutefisk for us Texans to try. I took one bite and fell in love with it, so I ate the whole thing. I was embarrassed about that, so tried to hide…

Or, you know, deciding 33 years on the job was enough to decide things had run their course.

Lol. I do. Good call.

I don't care about basketball, but am watching the playoffs just because I like Harden. I guess that says something?

So, do you work for Subaru or Toyota?

Why do I suspect that Ironman is about to incorporate in some podunk South Pacific nation?

They're just throwing them away like they were a giant celebratory cake or something.

The mistake was not googling all of them.

Thank God, I thought that always wear sunscreen speech thing had usurped The Funbag this week.

It's the hot pics. The worst thing about the details you find out is there is no real way to directly bring them up in conversation. You find out Bob in accounting likes mountain biking? Great, go tell Bob you googled him and see how that works out for your co-worker relationship. It does let you get a better feel for…