“Yo, Yildirim!”

“Looked like a biological reaction to me”. - Draymond Green

“The driver and his female passenger switched seats in the vehicle...“

If you really want to keep pushing this master race thing, you should probably get the hang of “jumping” and “getting punched less often” and “not crying into your phone after acting hard on Vice.”

When Germans say “Hey, you’re going a little heavy on the nationalism there,” it’s time to take stock.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Good for J.T. It’s about time some right wingers started protesting.

“in some ways, even though his picture is not there, Colin Kaepernick is there.”

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

“Try doing it while blowing a 0.10 kid, and I’ll be impressed.” -Mickey

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

If you combine this with the whole passive-aggressive LeBron “would routinely go out of his way to tweet about other stuff when the Warriors were on national TV” thing, it’s sorta amazing that the two best basketball players in the world are bigger herbs than the third best player, a dude that does carpool karaoke to…

I think it’s pretty clear that Durant is just more comfortable being the third person.

“Twerking” may be the general name, but when you’re up against a wall and you go bottoms-up specifically for the Chargers it’s called “Ryan Leafing.”

“Accused domestic abuser and Uruk-hai chieftain Terrell Suggs”

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Maybe McGrath would feel more comfortable if the towel were a sheet instead.

It’s the quarterly clickbait opinion piece about how ___ shouldn’t wear ___. It was sandals, then cargo shorts, now shorts in general. This is what leads to all the jumpsuits in those old scifi movies.