first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Well now. When I saw this song posted, I was compelled to jump in and say a couple of things about this album and the band as it was when this was released. But basically, Semolina and Billy expressed the two most important points already. TLGS was a paradigm shift for me in how modern indie rock could sound, and…

Let’s have another orange julius.

The three song stretch of “Doin’ the Cockroach”, “Cowboy Dan”, and “Trailer Trash” is the high point of Modest Mouse’s career, and you can find it on the second side of the vinyl copy of The Lonesome Crowded West.

The biggest issue, for me, is the prevalence of aim-bots, and no easy mechanism to report people that are using them. So frustrating to suffer through an otherwise competitive match but for the one asshole on a team with 40-plus no-scope, snap-on-target kills.

Let’s say Irsay invests in a better line, though. It’s just gonna get snorted up right quick.

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Maintenance Guy: So there’s a leak in the roof above the court. It should be simple, we just have to...

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

He must have double vision something fierce. Everyone knows you eat at the Y.

Sometimes, Giri, when a man has been pushed past his breaking point and has nothing left to lose, sometimes a man decides it’s time to shoot first and ask questions later.

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

you want to get to the bottom of this?

Did you hear that? All the Phillies are going to be masturbating with coconut oil next season.

I am finally hopeful. I feel this could actually happen (and whoever did it, is amazing.)

Here is a thought I bet you have had: “I would like some tacos.”