‘yoga/mindful’ mom sounds insufferable, tbh.

You’ll be ignored, but I would still advise writing it all down in a letter, getting a lawyer to proof your letter to avoid legal comeback, and sending it to the schoolboard through that layer’s legal service. It won’t get them fired, but it will make it easier for them to be dismissed or prosecuted if they do it…

I know, right? The hamster perspective on Board Meetings: “Too many people in hard shiny shoes. I need to find someone to carry me to these things before someone steps on me.”

I would totally read a book by a Great Hamster. 

Back in the late 1990s, books by “Great Men”, defined as people who headed companies that made a lot of money, and they were ALL men, were thick on the ground. Every company that did well had a man in charge who thought his company did well because HE was in charge, and so his words were all people needed to become…

Yeah, we don’t have a ton of junk food in the house. We don’t keep soda in the house, mainly because neither my husband nor I like it all that much.. What I meant by what I said is that I don’t restrict his food - if he wants a snack, I let him have a snack. I don’t force him to eat his veggies if he doesn’t want…

It’s like all his features are too small for his giant fucking face. He’s horrifying.

Now I want someone to do a deepfake of Gaetz with the Dril face.

He looks like the winner of the “most likely to become famous for some some sleazy sex scandal and/or crime”...

“But come on. Do you know what would happen if we locked up every guy who made love to a sixteen-year-old?”

Dance...Dance...Revolution!

Diet Dr. Pepper or nothing. 

“I am sorry I called them fuckers. What I meant was seditious fascists”

“I apologize for calling these people fuckers. They’re obviously motherfuckers.”

Reading the DM article, it’s clear that he wasn’t too happy with the attention or the doxing of his workplace. It’s the least bit of shame the MSM could do in memory of Daisy and her mum. Hope the POS didn’t beat his gf when he got home.

Do we expect him to be a spokesperson for this? Do we know he wants that?

The only good thing about Mitch McConnell is that he will eventually have a grave for me to piss on.

I love how she says toward the end that if you see an officer just please say thank you because she really doesn’t hear thank you enough. Why are we supposed to thank cops? It’s a job. They get paid. They have excellent benefits. They didn’t get drafted into this. They’re not soldiers fighting some evil enemy on our…

Well, if you’re feeling hurt, I have good news: if you enjoyed the Cellino and Barnes jingle between the years 2003-2007, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

I just pronounce it as "shithead" and it seems to work pretty well.