Jezebel’s relationship to Hilary Clinton has reached that awkward adolescent stage where Jezebel has realized Mom has her own friends and is actually kind of fun and doesn’t exist purely to meet Jezebel’s ever-changing emotional needs. Jez would like Hilary to go away and stop embarrassing Jez while simultaneously…

Wow, super fresh & compelling take - how totally lame and uncool it is for an adult woman to....do anything but clean up and take care of other people? Groundbreaking shit.

I’m a little bit confused not only by the described event, but also by the tone of the article. I’m usually pretty good at recognizing the satire articles but I’m not sure I’m seeing it here.

I’m old so feel free to discount what I’m about to say.

Quick fun point before I go into my rant: 69% of Americans do not own a firearm, despite there easily being 50-60 million MORE firearms in the country than there are actual people living in it.

Funny, they told me the opposite if i stopped holding my Marvel Comics in public i might get a girlfriend.

I love Hyperbole and a Half’s pain scale, definitely my favorite...

I think the quote from NPR had it right - women are just used to having a certain amount of pain on a daily basis (pretty much all adult women I know own/carry around multiple bottles of ibuprofen) so when men experience it, it becomes The Worst Thing Ever. Kind of like when a toddler falls down and skins their knee,…

I prefer treating her well, surrounding her with support, getting her therapy...

I hate McConnell much more than I hate Trump (and that’s really saying something). Trump is pathologically narcissistic and profoundly stupid; I don’t think he can much help being the way he is. He’s incapable of anything deeper or kinder. McConnell, on the other hand, is smart and canny. He knows exactly what he’s…

I’m a mom of two boys, 7 and 4, and soon to be one girl. First, I could not agree more with your assessment of monolithic “boy” identity. Kids, strangely enough, are people. They have their own personalities and those come out pretty early and STRONG. My two boys get along ok, but they’re so different and they have…

How could she have done [insert sensationalistic description of a single sex act] for so little money? In this viewpoint, women in porn—and only women in porn—are permanently surrendering something of themselves. From this perspective, any dollar amount is shameful. It’s why the Twitter discourse and the mainstream…

*Gourd your loins

Aren’t these things called coconut crabs because they also climb trees and crack open the coconuts with their claws? 

You remember that guy a few years ago that burned his house down trying to torch a giant spider?

The question isn’t if they’re scary, it’s how do they taste with lots of old bay on it.

Tell me that this is a joke. I don’t think it’s funny, but tell me it’s a joke. I am screaming internally.

I mean, it’s for kids, so I don’t expect to get it. If it wasn’t her, it’d be someone or something else equally inscrutable to the adult mind. Which is probably how it’s supposed to work.

It’s amazing to stop and think that old money, for her, goes back about 900+ years.