What’s that girl? A nice looking AMC? For $4k? Well I’m not even gonna bother to read the description. NP.

I am not but I used this example because I always daydreamed making my mom’s minivan an awesome sleeper.

What about Nuclear Waste: People who qualified and attempted Nuke School and then tried to switch to one of the A Schools after it was too difficult.

They cut a piece out of the solid axle on the XJR to give it negative five degrees camber and they tripled the leaf springs in the back and wrapped them with duct tape. Then they cut some of the springs.

All this is true of all minivans. I have worked with plenty of guys who drive minivans to jobsite and to store their tools. They don’t scream rob me like Cargo vans either.

If you’d follow the link you’d see Skay already beat you to it.

You’ll never know.

I’m saying an XJ would not be your first choice for autocross typically but that thing dominates the autocross portion of the GRM $20xx challenges.

I’ve seen one for $300 with a stick that only needed bearings.

That’s kind of my beef with it. It’s not really big enough to be practical. I mean I have owned a ‘95 Miata, an ‘87 Volvo 740 turbo wagon, and an ‘87 Nissan Pulsar, three of the coolest cars of any decade and I felt my Pulsar was more practical than the Summit and I know my Volvo was. As for the Miata let’s just say…

I AM INFAMOUS!!!

Hahaha, you asshole. Just so we’re clear and there isn’t any of that weird text ambiguity that people get all huffy about on the internet my statement is being made in a playful tone and I do not actually think you are an asshole. I still hold that the Summit is a turd.

The fact that a souped one is awesome just…

It does get a little squirrely up on two wheels but I was able to get it back down so I guess that’s a plus.

I used to think the same thing until I started autocrossing. I’ve watched some damn impressive runs from Neons. One time I thought this guy completely overcooked a chicago box but he just trail braked so hard he locked up and rotated that car so smooth I’d swear it was rwd. Plus they sound much better with a good…

You are debating best/worst car taste with a man who has owned and still champions the Ford Aspire Michael. Be warned.

I was exaggerating Skay. This is the internet, people shouldn’t get offended.

That’s awesome, but only awesome because of how terrible the regular one is.

HEY! Dammit, this is getting personal. I loved my Aspire. 3 speed automatic and all. That said I didn’t love it until after I hated it and drove it as such. It survived my mother-in-law owning it, a run in with the biggest buck I’ve ever seen (I live in Ohio), and me doing 160 mile a day paper route like a rally stage…

I’ve ridden in one and can say that I strongly disagree with your statement.

While I agree that is a terrible terrible car and the backseat is used to extract information from terrorists while on a road trip across Texas, that generation didn’t come out until 2001.