Well, I hit rock bottom, had a moment of clarity, and decided I’m tired of being an insufferable twat.

You know what, I was wrong. I overreacted. Obviously if I believe that Jezebel is a worthwhile site deserving of people’s attention it should be able to stand up to criticism on it’s own. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.

Not quite that old but the story from when I bought bottle rockets by myself at ten years old was in summerville so not far from there.

Seriously, now that you’re reminding me of this I want to make it into a short film.

I’m not a mechanic. Some mechanics are crooks and some are not. If you try to out talk a crook all you do is set yourself to be robbed even worse. The only way to deal with a crook mechanic is not to deal with them.

It’s not a joke and it’s not in support of the kkk so I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

It was Valentine’s Day 2003. My girlfriend broke up with me. She said it wasn’t me, that she just didn’t have time for a relationship. So we reclined the seats of her Lumina all the way back and talked about stuff. We talked about bands and concerts, we talked about movies and friends. We spent a few hours parked…

How do you guys deal with your road rage?

You underestimate Ohio’s leniency for stupid.

I’ll cut you a break for the PT Cruiser comment but consider that the Prowler was pushed out through Plymouth and look how that worked out for them. Anytime an auto manufacturer tries to come out with something good they’re killed off these days. Look at Pontiac with the G8 ST.

Which one?

All the small coupes that never were.
The IDX

We were always on the cusp of getting a new Swift.

I wanted to be right but,

How bad do you have to be to get in a fight with the guys at Petrolicious? They’re like super chill.

Also, I test drove the V8 740il and was very tempted despite knowing it would try to murder me via my wallet.

You get a star for listing the cars in the video for those of us with no time/access to watch the video but still have mild curiosity about the list.

Miata is always the answer.

The AC was amazing! First car I owned actually that had working AC. That said the heater was rather poor.

Me too! It was then that I realized they would spend a bunch of money for an expensive license for a short clip. Also, I just love Sicario.