Elevator pitch - Nick Cage and Angelina Jolie are back, this time trying to get the embattled CEO of Nissan from a port in Marseilles to his home in Lebanon. Why didn’t he just fly? He DID, but engine trouble forced an early landing. Yes, I know they were flying from the east, but an American audience won’t notice the…

Yeah but couldn’t you specifically just force choke them until you got the price you want?

Each other?

Lol.

Key tips on driving an old Porsche:  Here's how alternative transport works.

Before you vote CP, you need to know why - behold, the car in its original, beautiful form:

Don’t try to buy this? Then what are all of my sharks supposed to wear Andrew? Hats like some common pigeon?!? 

Malibu Pylon didn’t kill himself

Hillary Clinton has been leaving a trail of bodies in her wake for decades, so running over something similar in size to a small child wouldn’t be exactly newsworthy 

So much for being grounded to the ground

I don’t think that it’s any more or any less popular now.  Go for a drive you’ll see tons of people eating in their cars.

Looks like somebody forgot to put the transmission in Bark.

It would be one hard lesson to learn not watching your charge in moab. I always carry spare gas when on the trails for those people who took a wrong turn and a jump pack for those that overestimated their charging systems capacity and condition.

“…though it’s given the confusing name of 2 Series Gran Coupe.”

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Car horns are wonderful devices to get unobservant nincompoops moving after they dillydally at a green light. 

I want to see someone mess with this thing on a high speed ramp. I’m thinking massive jumps.

Thanks for sharing pics of your seman adventure, Bradley.