The only reason that the speed route is higher than a 5.9 is that there is a pretty big reach between holds. They’ll all decent holds and the wall is vertical, so there’s no overhang. I’m a halfway decent climber (5.12a-ish is my limit) and the couple of times I tried the speed wall when it was set up at my gym it…

The biggest single problem I see with all these stories is that Uber and Lyft rushed everything early on, and only now are realizing how they should have been running stuff all along.

I thought there was 100% gender equality in the car buying market and everyone gets treated poorly?

29. The car telling you its retina has detached.

Or red herring.

Clearly for the foldable windshield, removable doors, kinked tailgate cable, and absurd price? I wouldn’t understand, its a heep thing.

Easy, C8 Corvette:

The best way to add photos to a Kinja post (on desktop) is using the Snipping Tool to grab your custom cropped screen shot and then pasting directly into the text line.  Works every time for me.

The next morning:

I didn’t shop GM vehicles for a long time because I’d had two in the ‘80s that were ultra-terrible. Then when I finally decide to give them another chance (actually, my wife was the one car shopping at the time), the car we’d picked out to test drive wouldn’t start.

Counterpoint:

People who type in all caps.

Me leaving work in Atlanta on National Taco Day.

Ya know....in the age of Porsche charging $5k for a clock or Ferrari charging $30k for a paint job, I’m gonna let this pass. At least this is cool.

Re: Tesla Smart Summon

I don’t recall being called a hero when I crashed a company vehicle into another company vehicle. 

I’ve heard that rust will reveal the face of David Tracy on the undercarriage

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

I LOVE that they were not content to steal one truck. Or even two trucks. Eight! What was the plan? Hide them in the woods under some tarps until they all get their learners’ permits? I also love that they didn’t try to haul off some dinky convenience store ATM. No, they went for the big guy. The court grants a motion…

That $640,000 is before rebates. It’s more like $400,000, right?