Bill Pelke is someone we should all aspire to be. And I say that without googling him or checking his organization’s stats, so I hope I’m not proven wrong.

As a TV writer, I think it’s almost time for a TV revolution. Networks are hemorrhaging money trying to make the old model work. I think (hope) the days of prescribed time-slot shows are coming to an end.

Don’t forget seamless viewing with no commercials. Now you can watch a show take chances without having to think about sponsors. Heck, now you can watch an original British show, like The Fall or Scrotal Recall, thereby getting rid of the middle man creating an American version that sucks.

Guys I got SO MANY sponsored tweets about Entourage today what am I doing wrong with my life

See, I find the one episode a week thing annoying most of the time. I prefer to watch many shows in 2-3 episode chunks and will wait until the season is over to watch them for that reason. Certainly not watching 12 hours straight, though.

a spoiler nightmare

Well, step one, they need to make shows that are actually worth watching. People want to binge watch shows like Arrested Development, OITNB, HoC, and Daredevil because they’re so fucking good. You want to watch these shows for hours on end. Most things on network TV just aren’t that good.

“I got interested in her in 2008”

Still waiting on the male pill.

LOVE IT. Tom Hardy approves (but in a cool, nonchalant way).

I love this eye look, but I think you have to have perfect eye skin to pull this off because it just makes me look like my bags are bigger than usual.

In what way is this worse? Plz explain. Cause it involves a boat?

Same thing happened with my cousins. Younger sister got engaged, older cousin’s girlfriend found out about it and gave him an ultimatum, “we get married before her or we’re over”. They ended up getting married two weeks before his little sister, meaning that most of the family traveled for his wedding and not hers.

We need a step-monster sub blog.

If I ever do actually have a baby, I LOVE the name Ursula.

Feedback, please.

Also, any Ursulas out there? How do you feel about your name?

“Worse than this ...”

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

My version of this story is that I’m getting married in 4 months and my fiance’s mom decided, after we set our date, that she is getting married before us, specific date still TBA.

How is this worse? Oh, because it is about YOUR family. Seems the need to be the center of attention extends even to the comment section.

Rick Santorum’s presidential bids remind of this one guy I know who starts liking all of my facebook posts everytime he hears that I'm single.