I’m pregnant so IDGAF if you think maxi dresses don’t look good on me. They’re comfortable as hell.

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

This x1000! I was pregnant with twins two summers ago (why, yes, it was hellacious) and Maxi dresses were the only way I felt pretty or presentable. Now I’m pregnant again, and NO ONE wants to see these veins or these puffy puffy ankles. Plus they hide my compression hose like nobody’s business.

Counterpoint: pregnancy

Does it feel to you like this is exactly the sort of article Jezebel used to tear apart?

Wow. You know, I’ve disagreed with Jezebel a lot but I’ve always stuck around. I mean, no one’s perfect, so a blog certainly can’t be perfect either, right?

Today I learned from Gawker & Jezebel that: owning a Keurig and not hating it, and having big boobs and wearing a Maxi dress both make me the worst, most wasteful, idiotic, and ugly person who has the nerve to go outside in public. I think I’m done for today, thanks.

Yeah, what is this piece!?

How about we just let women wear whatever the fuck they feel comfortable in? Personally i’m not a fan of the maxi dress (I prefer knee-length dresses) but why does it matter that other women like to wear them?

Celebrity “Lifestyle” businesspeople :

If she had ordered a Hawaiian pizza, she would have been on her own.

There was no “red ledger reveal” that we were promised. Period.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

I had a coworker (who was otherwise an excellent server) get fired because he told someone a dish was nut-free when it actually had a cashew spread on it. We were busy, and he forgot, but it was extremely careless. He didn’t even bother to mention the allergy to the kitchen. I saw her get carted off in an ambulance on…

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

My ex thought it was a good idea to move to another state and hide from child support. Since he had such a consistent history of cheating I thought it would be easy to track him down on Craigslist’s Missed Connections. Someone had to know him because he had penis and it did wander. A lot. He also loved to make sure…

This Pissing Contest is making me feel super lame because I have no good stories, just your garden variety sleeping around and making bad decisions and crying a lot.

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”