What are the other contenders? My short list is Super Troopers (the shnooze berries taste like shnooze berries), Wet Hot American Summer (I love sluts!), Young Frankenstein (hearts & kidneys are TINKER TOYS), and Airplane (I have a drinking problem). Also, I too feel like I should mention I'm female.

Between the Yellow Pages and the Restoration Hardware catalogs I am personally responsible for recycling a small forest.

Here it was featured in Style Me Pretty

-70k ish

How did the bartender not know the name of her best friend's rooommate? I can understand not ever *asking* him his name, but not ever knowing?

It appears he has zero Salmonella concerns.

Also in that episode when her son loses his poker hand to grandma, and Jessica then supports the gaming loss by saying "that's poker, baby." I guffawed.

Her character is too hysterical! I loved the late night news watching clips where she sinks further and further into the couch becoming more and more convinced by the truth of the nightly news. Then jumps at the suggestion the couch might be dangerous and then the couch winds up wrapped in plastic. It was such a small…

Sit down, everybody, I have the winner crazy celeb encounter story.

Wow, after 2 rounds of failed IVF treatment I'll tell you I did not inherit this Margaret namesake trait.

94121 woot!

That last statement is where you are wrong. Gifts are never owed or deserved, so the gift giving process? It's all about the gift giver and the fact that they want to give you something they think will make you happy. There's no fault in missing the mark. They gave it their best, and it looks like your mom's best…

JEM!!!!????????

Yeah bible quotes = barf but I gave it a pass seeing as how "sports" bible quotes so still in the realm of related to their interests. Tho what those might be...? "Go David slay Goliath!"

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Nothing breaks my heart more than the unappreciative nature of some gift receivers. I work in retail, people put some serious thought into gifts that show up returned a week later- the gift givers dragged along by the complaining gift returner. Fuck the returners of the world! I understand if something isn't your size…

Man, sounds like your mom's best friend is trying to find gifts that people would like based on their interests. Bravo to her for putting in the effort instead of just checking off items on a task list. And nutcracker tickets age five? Shoot, I would have loved that. Give her a break.

Is your name Djuna? Spelled Juana? (I'm feeling lucky, you can't dangle a guessing game in my face and not expect me to guess!)

Your Venn diagram is probably correct, she says while alternating fistfulls of candy canes and candy corn into her face. I'm suspicious I might also enjoy figgy pudding, so long as there are actual figs involved.

Do they ever realize what they are doing? Or not doing, since they aren't asking questions.